Today is my son’s 3rd birthday, and in honor of
him I am going to write the funniest story ever. He and I worked together on
this extensively while driving home from daycare the other day.
I think it’s pretty clear that he is a budding comic genius. Here we go.
THE FUNNIEST STORY EVER
I think it’s pretty clear that he is a budding comic genius. Here we go.
THE FUNNIEST STORY EVER
Once there was a turtle named Computer Towel Water Bottle.
Computer Towel Water Bottle was on his way to a party when he saw glowing eyes
and it was a GHOST. He was so scared he ran away but then he got stuck in some
mud. A porcupine came and helped him out, but then they both got stuck in a
pair of shoes. The wind came and blew them up in the sky and there was another ghost
and Captain Hook came and said “Arrr I stole your treasure, Matey” and then they
all got stuck in some mud AGAIN. Finally they arrived at the party but it was a
funny party with NO CAKE and NO FOOD! They said “Hey we want some cake” so they
left but then they all got stuck in a TREE! While they were up in the tree they
jumped up in the roof and then fell into a big hole, which turned out to be a
Jake and the Neverland Pirates water bottle. So they jumped up into the roof
AGAIN and then fire came and they jumped in the fire! They were so hot! And
then they got stuck in a FENCE!
The End.
The old deus ex machina of everyone getting stuck in a fence? Way to rip off every book ever written.
ReplyDeleteThat hackishness aside, I love everything about this story. Like ridiculous amounts.